Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for December 18, 2023

This is where a big bowl of gazpacho could be recommended.

Say no to drugs. Say yes to Dougs.

Is James Randi his therapist? Dunno, I’m skeptical about that.

Yes, Dad Joke Dinkle, two tents.

“The solution is simple. The great clown Pannichi is in town, go see his show.”

“You don’t understand. I stole Pannichi’s credit card number and security passwords, so I am Pannichi.”

There was a time on a talk show when Danny DeVito claimed to have told this joke to a Saudi monarch, through a translator, and got an enormous belly-laugh. I was extremely skeptical that this play on words would translate into Arabic.

Maybe it’s like a famous “humbling” moment that Jimmy Carter talked about, where he gave a talk to a room full of Japanese, through an interpreter, and got a very big laugh for one of his jokes. He asked the interpreter how he translated the joke, since it didn’t usually get such a big laugh. The translator sheepishly replied that he said “President Carter has told a joke, and you all should laugh.”

See, this is why they DON’T keep the drugs in their office.

It’s all good sh!t. Stool softeners, laxatives, and anti-diarrheals are all that the good doctor has in the cupboard. Dinkle will be especially looser when he tries them.