Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 11, 2023

If you see a police or news helicopter, head that direction.

follow the sulfur smoke…

It would seem he’s just interested in talking to a girl.

Look, I have to make sure yours was the same delivery van-sized, three-headed dog with soulless eyes that leaves a path of fire and destruction in his wake that I saw, today.

Now, what color is he?

“Is he a good boy?”

Why does it matter what color is he? Exactly how many three-headed demon dogs are out there anyway?!

“Everybody knows the world is full of Stupid People….”, looks like the King of Stupid People. Poncho needs to get him to meet him at the Mission come midnight;-)

Never a cerberus around when you really, really need him. …or her. …I guess.

You’d be surprised. No demon dogs, just demon owners.

Is his name and your phone number on his tags?

People really don’t listen and think at the same time. They also don’t talk and think at the same time. Heck, they don’t think at all.

He’s just trying to be sensitive or PC. :)

I figured her description was fine. This dude is what the kids today call an ‘NPC’.