Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 29, 2023

“Hmm, in that case, do you have extra-large circular frames? And can I borrow a knife?”

I thought they were a thing in the 70’s.

Probably star-shaped could be an option.

They’re going to fall off, along with the head!!!

Jack needs to see the optometrist in the “Specktickles” cartoon.

Contacts would be even MORE problematic!!

“Have you tried speaking with Elton John?”

“Isn’t this ‘Isosceles Central Optical’ like it says on the sign outside?”

Would you consider reshaping your eyes? We could set up an appointment for this afternoon when eye surgeon comes in.

Ali Wong had a great idea. She looks for cool sunglasses, then gets prescription lenses made to fit. No more boring glasses.

I think bifocals would be gourd-eous.

HA! Okay, how about a match? I see better with the candle lit.

There might be some old Peter Sellers specs around here somewhere.

when this customer came in, the optometrist thought to himself, oh, my gourd…

Well, make some