Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 13, 2023

Good one.

I wouldn’t sit too close to him.

rough day in clown town

Do they have karaoke? He could do a little song and a little dance and put a little of that seltzer down his own pants.

Not until I go on a break…..

He has to clown his sorrows.

Don’t give this clown the seltzer bottle unless you want to play the straight guy.

You gotta admit…he knows what he wants.

So where’s the cat?

And put it in a dirty glass!

Funny guy, eh? What – you gotta reload the flower?

I can’t remember ever seeing a seltzer bottle in a bar.Just in movies, TV or circuses.At the age of 77, I have(mostly past tense)been in a fair amount of bars from dives to high end.

Uh oh! Everybody, run!

what a bozo!

“OK, just don’t spray it down your pants like last time.”

It’s the source of his sparkling personality.

DON’T DO IT BARTENDER – YOU’LL BE SORRY! And soggy.

That’s soda people can get sprayed.

HAHAHAHAAA

He’s gonna get gassed…