Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 14, 2023

Tweet it – faster. Aaaand no, not overreacting

The overreaction was when you flipped out on Adam

Now that is a legal overreaction.

Adam is finally correct, next the apocalypse!

Stop gloating, guys. It’s only happened once and next time Laura’ll be vindicated.

Enjoy your win, Adam, everything resets next week.

First go back to 1992.

Being right once every decade is cause for celebration. January starts my next decade. ;-)

Ohhh Adam, your digging a hole you won’t be able to get out of.

To be fair: She was cleaning. She was doing one of the grossest jobs there is to do around the house. How often do you clean out the ter-lit, Adam? (at home?)

You don’t need an ad in the paper. Just post on Facebook.

The overreaction was the initial accusation.

Rule #2 of Marriage (as interpretted by someone who has never been married): Never gloat about winning an argument with your wife. Even if she seems to accept defeat, wives know the meaning of “Revenge is a dish best served cold,” so don’t push it.

OK, enough of that. Drop it with “you were right” and move on. Your marriage will be much stronger than if you publicize it.

It’s a legit reaction to having the other half admit, admit, that you were right.

Adam isn’t so much thrilled that Laura is wrong, he’s stoked that he isn’t. Let him bask in the rare glow of the blue moon that is his vindication. I’m sure he’ll mess up in a minute or so and there will be balance in the Force again.

Cruel, Adam. You’re not perfect either.

My wife scolded me for buying fettucine at the grocery store. Said she always uses linguine. I told her that it was written on her list, to which she denied that she’d ever write fettucine. Good thing I was able to find that list!!!

:-O

While it may seem over reactive, guys rarely win an argument with their wife to a point where the wife actually acknowledges that the husband was correct. STOP THE PRESSES……

A guy at work told me his retaliation for having to put the seat down was to leave a few golden drops on it. They divorced after 6 years.

Well he doesn’t get to right very often, in fact this is probably it.

One of the best things my parents ever did was teach me not to expect the seat to be down; so I always check it first, and I never care at all if it is left up. Apparently that has saved me a lot of heartache over the years.

When you only get one victory a year …

Anytime a guy stands up and pees in the toilet bowl he should be required to clean it immediately. Just because our Mamas taught us to pee standing up, it is actually much more practical and comfortable to sit down. And ladies, please put the lid down.

Adam, next time clean the toilet youself!

When your is wrong, and will admit it, it is a special occasion.