Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 24, 2023

Night skies finish last…..

He was only moonlighting.

The stars were unfavorable!

I wanted to study astronomy…

But it was over my head.

What do you call a participation trophy in astronomy?

A constellation prize.

My son, who’s into astronomy, asked me how stars die.

“Usually an overdose, son,” I told him.

One of the most interesting objects in the night sky is a fuzzy patch of stars known colloquially as the “Seven Sisters”. In order to find it, first find the constellation Orion, and follow the direction his Bow is shooting.

No thanks necessary, we aim to Pleiades.

I got kicked out of astronomy class today

I was spaced out.

While in college I got degrees in Geology and Astronomy.

I’m trying to become a rockstar.

What is a light year?

Its just like a regular year, but with less calories!

He’s sick,he’s a scene.

Oh great! Now I’ve got that song in my head! Oh well, a little Alice Cooper never hurt anyone.

No more Mr Clean-ean-ean? (Alice Cooper).

Now he can be Mister Blue Sky!!

That’s better than getting Fried!!!

Next time, don’t aim the telescope at the locker room at the YWCA…

No, just Mr. Blue Skies from now on.

His firing was universally appreciated.

That’s celestial you see of him up there.

Duh! I don gedit…

Hey, Weenus? Hope you’ve got lots of room in that PUN-itentiary — there’s a lot of customers here for ya! d;o)

It looks like he has come up with another headline.