Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 19, 2023

Mia Culpa? I think I dated her in high school.

(Actually, it’s MEA maxima culpa, usually translated “through my most grievous fault”.)

A repentant scale, where can I find one??!!

The scale should come with a “Please don’t kill the messenger.” sign.

It all comes down to exact measurement. Use two identical scales, stand on each one with one foot, take the average. It’s more exact, plus you never will have any weight problems anymore.

Scale needs to bone up on its Latin. Should be mea maxima culpa.

If I were Broomie’s scale, I’d also worry about her zapping me…

“My scale broke!” “Of course. You crushed it.”

The scale we use here is my home lies all the time

That should be “MEA MAXIMA CULPA,” “THROUGH MY MOST GREVOUS FAULT.”

I wonder if the extra weight affects her aerodynamic performance.

“Smart scales”!!!!!

Jumping up and down on the scale? I never thought of that. Would it work with an electronic scale?

Jump up and down on it? Would it then be a Richter Scale?

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And a LARDO should never check their weight so close to the edge of a clift!

You’re only fooling yourself, Broomy!

Love the trees and art work!

They’re use to taking the blame for you lardos.

Her bathroom is a grassy cliff?

For a gag gift, Gaylord should get her a scale that says “You’re crushing me!” when Broomie get’s on it. It would be good for a laugh, the last laugh from a torched vulture! ;-p

Please note: The scale never gave another weight!!!…

Is there anything more pathetic than a cowardly bathroom scale?

(And it was only five pounds more, Broomie; that’s not much more than one good burger lunch for you….)