Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for October 02, 2023

The current batch of climate change wackos have been listening to the other guy.

And he should get help for his animal hoarding problem.

The joke’s on them.

Don’t look up!

“How long can you tread water?” (Is it okay to quote the Cos from way long ago?)

Who is doing the weather here????

Wanted: On call stall cleaners. Seasonal work. Must work well with animals of all descriptions. And be willing to work weekends and holidays.

“And the nerve of Noah saying our behavior has contributed to it.”

So, if this is a couples cruise, that makes this the Love Boat. Did Noah send gopher to go for some more gopherwood.?

More accurately, he’s one of those “God spoke to me and told me to do this” wackos.

The meeting to cut Noah’s funding was rained out.

Three Ha’pence a Foot