Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 04, 2023

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    Ubintold  over 1 year ago

    Itā€™s the old ā€œslip of the tongueā€ routine. I know it well.

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    Earthling Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Hank? Is that you?

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 1 year ago

    Do I own fancy pants? Nope. Fat chance!

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    Jonathan Lemon creator over 1 year ago

    Surely he would have said ā€œfancy trousersā€.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Next time, try ā€œFit shanks!ā€, meaning ā€œNice legs!ā€

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    I do fancy something, but not pants.

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    !!Ēlɐā…  over 1 year ago

    Fancy fat pants chance? A chance of having to wear them or not!? Ha!! If it came to that, Iā€™d be pants-free.

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    The Old Wolf  over 1 year ago

    Iā€™m assuming this was Lutherā€™s 98th thesisā€¦ the one that blew off the door.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago

    ā€¦and back then their pants were so fancy they couldnā€™t even be qualified as pantsā€¦

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 1 year ago

    A fat chance in fancy pants?

    One squat away from downgrading those pantaloons.

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    markkahler52  over 1 year ago

    But Iā€™m not wearing any!!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Somebody hacked his social media.

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    Auto Correct Scribe can be such a pain sometimes.

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    I said that they were snuggly britches not ā€¦

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    coltish1  over 1 year ago

    Next thing he knew, he was the initial inductee into the Sir Percy Persnickety Speech Pattern Hall of Fam, which bears his name.

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    ericlscott creator over 1 year ago

    That changes everything.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    We all know what you meant! Fancy pants is used to cover up a fat chance in hell!

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    pat sandy creator over 1 year ago

    you sure it wasnā€™t ā€˜chancey fantsā€™?

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    Ah yes, the age of malapropism ā€¦!

    ( my favorite malaprop is malathion vs. melatonin )

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    charles9156  over 1 year ago

    thats not what you said you said

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago

    ā€¦Chesty doesnā€™t have fancy pantsā€¦

    ā€¦and Ziggy doesnā€™t wear anyā€¦

    ā€¦does slim chance & fat chance mean the same thing?ā€¦

    ā€¦maybe like calling a big boned person, Slimā€¦

    ā€¦or a tall person Shortyā€¦

    ā€¦is it whom knows or who knows?ā€¦

    ā€¦they told me thereā€™d be days like thisā€¦

    ā€¦(though I donā€™t like the term, theyā€¦

    ā€¦but it wasnā€™t him or her that made me say itā€¦

    ā€¦it was them in the backā€¦

    ā€¦yā€™all come back, now, ya hear?ā€¦

    ā€¦[ fat chanceā€¦

    ā€¦erā€¦

    ā€¦I meanā€¦

    ā€¦fancy pants]ā€¦

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Be happy you were quoted at all.

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    hablano  over 1 year ago

    No, waitā€¦ I said ā€œfat pants.ā€

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    davewhamond creator over 1 year ago

    Darn autocorrect!

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    Mike Baldwin creator over 1 year ago

    Iā€™ll take, Do these pants make me look fancy? Alec for 500.

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    lawguy05  over 1 year ago

    ā€¦ or maybe it was ā€œfart cart.ā€

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    Ham Khan creator over 1 year ago

    he said nothing

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    The Tooninator creator over 1 year ago

    Iā€™m sure heā€™s wearing the fancy pants in the family.

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    Radish...   over 1 year ago

    Go comics has blocked my comments again.

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    Radish...   over 1 year ago

    go comics took my money on Oct 1 and cancelled my comments on Oct 4

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It really doesnā€™t matter.

    He only has three followers on pantser, and two of them are his own aliases.

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator over 1 year ago

    Safety danceā€¦?

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    They always misquote you, donā€™t they? But thatā€™s okay; in this case they may even be trying to protect you, as ā€œfancy pantsā€ may be deemed offensive in some quarters, whereas ā€œfat chanceā€ might be deemed lowbrow but otherwise innocuousā€¦.

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