Little Bobby’s wealthy grandfather is sick of Bobby’s parents snobbish ways and decides to send Bobby to public school instead of a fancy private school.
“Remember,” Grandfather tells Bobby on the first day at the new school, " tell everyone that you’re poor."
The teacher asks Bobby to introduce himself to the class."
“My name is Bobby. I’m poor. My parents are poor. The maid, the butler, the chauffer, and even the life guard at our pool are all poor, too.”
dadthedawg Premium Member over 1 year ago
…..when I check their credentials.
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
A bird that has a private pilot. that’s cool!
Superfrog over 1 year ago
That’s why they wear name tags.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
But of course! He is the pocket that they all dip into. While the ‘Good Senator’ dips into the taxpayers pocket.
constantine48 over 1 year ago
He goes to a lot of climate crisis conferences.
Differentname over 1 year ago
Old joke.
Little Bobby’s wealthy grandfather is sick of Bobby’s parents snobbish ways and decides to send Bobby to public school instead of a fancy private school.
“Remember,” Grandfather tells Bobby on the first day at the new school, " tell everyone that you’re poor."
The teacher asks Bobby to introduce himself to the class."
“My name is Bobby. I’m poor. My parents are poor. The maid, the butler, the chauffer, and even the life guard at our pool are all poor, too.”
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I wonder if he gets to use the Bat Phone.
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Reason #1 to fear going to hell. Just about every politician that ever lived will be there.
'IndyMan' over 1 year ago
The question, Senator, is if you know their names rather than their job ! ! ! !
andersjg Premium Member over 1 year ago
He knows a lot or bartenders on a first name basis.
BeBadenov Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s where he gets his lawyers. Or so it seems, anyway.
It's Not Easy Bein' Me over 1 year ago
Sounds like old Joe’s speech in Hawaii.
wildlandwaters over 1 year ago
…but are chauffers, butlers, and pilots even the “average person”?? I think not…
Drbarb71 Premium Member over 1 year ago
He even has a bat symbol. Are they in his belfry?