Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 17, 2023

They’re crabby enough already.

That’s funny!

I guess they also eat the shells!!

Double nuked ‘‘em ‘till they’re nice and warm

The should’ve ordered the deep fried beholder.

Not for me, I’ll have the Sir Loin of Beef.

Hey, don’t take them all. quit being………… SHELLFISH

They are roleplaying shellfishly.

For anyone else who didn’t get the joke, dungeness is a species of crab. I googled it for you. You’re welcome. :)

They usually eat knights on a round table.

Don’t forget that butter sauce

We’ll have the char broiled crab. We don’t have a broiler. We’ll take care of it.

“None for me, thanks. I’m on a low-crab diet.”