Sitting, kneeling or passed out?
Whether you’re on the toilet or on the floor, cuddling it.
Or when you wake up with a horrific hangover and find out you didn’t use the loo.
Change that to “You never know how drunk you WERE until, the day after, you have to clean the bathroom.”
Calling Ralph on the big white phone. I heard her say something about a Buick.
Drunk in the shower with two… can be nice… So I’ve heard. Nuff said.
I don’t find it funny at all.
Hope you make it!
I’ve been so drunk that the most comfortable place to sleep was the bathroom floor. I still hated to get up the next day.
Depends on what you use it for Aunty.
“Lez she, y did i come inhere? Oh, yeah…”
[HORK!]
I remember a party I went to where I had to use the bathroom. I opened the door and the floor was just covered in puke, so I had to “go” outside (not to hurl…)
I don’t pray to the porcelain god anymore, but I’ll be there a while emptying a 12-pack.
You never know how drunk you were until you see photos of you blowing bubbles. Bubbles is your dog.
Do not start singing.
swaying while trying to aim. yup, don’t miss those days at all…
It’s when you can no longer tell the difference between the Toilet and the Bathtub that you are in Real Trouble!
Or toilet
Yakety Sax 12 months ago
Sitting, kneeling or passed out?
FreyjaRN Premium Member 12 months ago
Whether you’re on the toilet or on the floor, cuddling it.
jmworacle 12 months ago
Or when you wake up with a horrific hangover and find out you didn’t use the loo.
PraiseofFolly 12 months ago
Change that to “You never know how drunk you WERE until, the day after, you have to clean the bathroom.”
[Traveler] Premium Member 12 months ago
Calling Ralph on the big white phone. I heard her say something about a Buick.
CorkLock 12 months ago
Drunk in the shower with two… can be nice… So I’ve heard. Nuff said.
silberdistel 12 months ago
I don’t find it funny at all.
rockyridge1977 12 months ago
Hope you make it!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago
I’ve been so drunk that the most comfortable place to sleep was the bathroom floor. I still hated to get up the next day.
Daltongang Premium Member 12 months ago
Depends on what you use it for Aunty.
ChessPirate 12 months ago
“Lez she, y did i come inhere? Oh, yeah…”
[HORK!]
I remember a party I went to where I had to use the bathroom. I opened the door and the floor was just covered in puke, so I had to “go” outside (not to hurl…)
cuzinron47 12 months ago
I don’t pray to the porcelain god anymore, but I’ll be there a while emptying a 12-pack.
cactusbob333 12 months ago
You never know how drunk you were until you see photos of you blowing bubbles. Bubbles is your dog.
Jml58 12 months ago
Do not start singing.
gopher gofer 12 months ago
swaying while trying to aim. yup, don’t miss those days at all…
bakana 11 months ago
It’s when you can no longer tell the difference between the Toilet and the Bathtub that you are in Real Trouble!
aussie399 Premium Member 9 months ago
Or toilet