Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 06, 2023

and yet many fail to understand how to read such a time

“That way I can ignore you as soon as possible.”

I ignore my phone regularly. Everyone in my contacts has a unique ringtone. Spammers get the default: the Monty Python Spam song.

Some people seem to have no sense of time.

Or the voice mail announcement “Hello, you have reached xxxxx, at the tone, hang up and send me a text”

You cannot text a land line!!!!!!

All her friends are named “Spam Likely”… ☺

Aunty. Its looking like you tuned-out altogether.

Aunty, the best time to call you is by pony express.

The best time to cal me is to remember I am nearly deaf, so text me (so many businesses have yet to get this)

Just leave a message. If you don’t a response, you’ll know how important this call is for me.

Same here