Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 24, 2023

or riding an airplane with a neck pillow to rest, beside a crying baby…

When I try to clean, I get shooed back to bed or the recliner, and they take over. Sometimes it is the only way I get things done.

Auntie, just give up … Use Oreo-Flavor Listerine®.

You’re so right and why don’t men understand this? I try to do anything when my husband isn’t home since if he’s home he will get in the way. And he won’t understand why that’s a problem.

This seems to go with Ecclesiastes 3: “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens”

There is a time to clean up and a time to just let it go.

…….just do it later.

Well Aunty, only you would think of brushing your teeth with Oreo’s in the first place, I presume after you dunked them in your Natty Lite beer of course.

What a lovely thought. I think I’ll try that, but with fig newtons.

Cleaning the house with a Great Pyrenees in it is a waste of time.

I wouldn’t know, I’ve never brushed my teeth with Oreos.

“everyone home” means the two of us and when we clean (which, truth be told, should probably be more often), we usually do it together. it’s fun that way…

The key to brushing your teeth with Oreos is to just use the creme (I prefer the mint flavored myself), and save the cookie parts for a midnight snack…