Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 23, 2023

You knew Ralph had an ulterior motive!

I have seen them! Love when they get stopped

Must be alive?

I saw a video of police going to a woman’s house, because it was reported she had a body in the trunk of her car. Turns out, it was only her wig, caught in the trunk lid!

It’s been done. I remember reading about a hearse getting ticketed for using the carpool lane as well. I imagine the law does not technically specify the passenger has to be alive, so he might have been able to fight the ticket in court.

Saw a guy driving yesterday,had a skeleton in the front passenger seat but he wasn’t driving in a carpool lane. Got a good chuckle out of it.

My first driving lesson was at a cemetery. Pop told me this is where I would end up if I did something stupid behind the wheel.

Dang, I was hoping for scary pumpkin week. But Halloween week is good enough.

I too speak to inanimate objects. That whole “everything’s connected” idea has me a little worried.

If the cops do pull you over, tell them he was waiting a long time in the waiting room for his Doctor’s appointment. They’ll understand.

That’s not a fake skeleton, Patrick — you see, June’s been on a very extreme diet these days…! d;o)

Come on, let’s skull for a ride.

every year I’m sure cops get lots of calls of hands hanging out of trunks – see them every year, sad thing is, if they get call, they have to investigate because some stupid a*s people do kill and throw bodies in the trunk of cars so they have to check – body parts hanging out of vehicles should be illegal toys/tricks etc. I know I’m a grump, but it can be such a waste of police time

You only can get away with that if your police chief is Clancy Wiggum or a reasonable facsimile thereof.