Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 26, 2023

Well, there are rumors starting to spread among the readers as well. Thought you should know.

P2.5: “Say, Dorothy, how does a fella go about getting some of this Xanax you kids enjoy so much?”

What, other kids are calling Keri a ho and a baby killer? They got nok’d up, told thems friends about her pregnancy and then had an abortion, That’s all the rumor mill has?

The colorist dropped LSD! We (finally) have an opposing team wearing uniforms that aren’t either UNC blue or, Valley Tech banana and black or their Halloween Awareness Month alternates. Colors. WEEEEEEE!

Yeah, right, Gil working. Now that is downright comical.

P3 Opposing guard waving: “Which one of you big boys want to meet me behind the Bucket after the game and compare loofah technique and growl like a rabid dog? (Milford D lineman waving) “Oh, I do! I do!”

Yep. Gil is all business. You got dat right mister. No clipboard, headphones, tablet, or assistants in sight either.

Gil don’t need no steenkin’ clipboard (or headphones, etc.)

Me thinks Dotty Dubbs making eyes at Gil, and vice versa, could be the nexus of a snarker group thread.

White, vampire eyes.

Keri’s situation must not be too serious. The Gilfather in P3 showing off the judge mental pose. Like Urban Meyer in his final Ohio State game, the staff took care of everything.

And the Milford starting defense seems to also be the starting offense and special teams.

P 2 (Dot thought bubble): “…of course, I started all of them…”

Rumors like she had her stomach pumped and they made an amazing discovery.

gil thinks she does smell pretty whats the age of consent again

is this a real game gil cant be the only one on the sideline

dorothy gives gil a break and breaks off some of her kitkat bar

Keri is in training to become a high roller call girl in Las Vegas.

P1- Yeah right, and Forrest Greg is my best friend.

P2- No, no, no, Gil, stop looking at the camera.

P3- Someone tell the colorist that this is a night game.

What luck we have today- one of the football games Gil is contractually obligated to show up for.

Sure, like Gil knows what a “group text thread” is. Or like the target demographics of newspaper comic strips do either.

P2 – Gil is so smitten with Dorothy that he can’t look her in the eye when she’s this close.

P3 – Wow, a brand new color for the visiting team! What are the odds they’re that color again tomorrow? 50-50? And speaking of odds, odds are you’ve been waiting for this exact moment. The release of today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/10/26/talking-to-a-brick-wall-2/

P 2.5 (Dot): “…and some of the rumors are about Keri too, not just Mrs. Thorp and that golf coach girl…”

dorothy says i can swallow with the best of them im not changing no diapers