Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 04, 2023

Try to contain yourself.

Must be her inner child.

“Okay. Can I go out for a while?” … “Mom, can I go out?” … “Mom … Why don’t you answer me? Can’t I go out for a while?”

Mom: “Did you say something, sweetie? You have to speak up.”

Inside what?

Most sounds from inside are just gas.

Listen to your gut.

Creepy and funny my two favorites!

Years ago we were at a mall where a gal was selling these dolls, and she had some huge ones where the first doll was like 4 feet tall, and there were some 20 “babies” all lined up!! Lol!

“But then you wouldn’t even hear me!”

There have been so many of these matryoshka doll jokes, it is as if there were one joke inside another, inside another, inside another, inside another, inside another………………help! I can’t seem to stop.

This joke is recursive. ☺️

Shush! You’ll wake up the others. And you can’t come out to play.

The tired look her face is just perfect.