Bah! He was actually a shady character.
And he had this reeeeally corny gag he’s pull at parties when he’d had a few.
He’d just stand in a corner and people would gather around to receive his enlightenment.
Just … change … the bulb.
Someone finally pulled the plug on him!!!
He was a stand-up guy.
His electric life was too short. When he went, the whole block went dark. What an honor.
Cue the song, “You Light, uh, Lit Up My Life.”
While in the adjoining chapel, the service for the dog who chewed through Mr. Lamp’s cord is being held.
Man thought he’d have a bright future
it seems to throw some shade too!
He was always switched on.
I love lamp!
I hear that phrase far toooo often.
His boss overworked him until he just burned out.
He had a bright future until he got an invitation to appear on “Unplugged”.
At least he’s not throwin’ shade.
At least he wasn’t a dim bulb.
He’s now a shade of his former self.
Ratkin Premium Member 11 months ago
Bah! He was actually a shady character.
eromlig 11 months ago
And he had this reeeeally corny gag he’s pull at parties when he’d had a few.
Superfrog 11 months ago
He’d just stand in a corner and people would gather around to receive his enlightenment.
mr_sherman Premium Member 11 months ago
Just … change … the bulb.
STEPUP 11 months ago
Someone finally pulled the plug on him!!!
Doug K 11 months ago
He was a stand-up guy.
P51Strega 11 months ago
His electric life was too short. When he went, the whole block went dark. What an honor.
EmmettWayne 11 months ago
Cue the song, “You Light, uh, Lit Up My Life.”
EmmettWayne 11 months ago
While in the adjoining chapel, the service for the dog who chewed through Mr. Lamp’s cord is being held.
geese28 11 months ago
Man thought he’d have a bright future
HOTLOTUS1 11 months ago
it seems to throw some shade too!
uniquename 11 months ago
He was always switched on.
joyridehawk 11 months ago
I love lamp!
Prawnclaw 11 months ago
I hear that phrase far toooo often.
The Brooklyn Accent 11 months ago
His boss overworked him until he just burned out.
Lablubber 11 months ago
He had a bright future until he got an invitation to appear on “Unplugged”.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
At least he’s not throwin’ shade.
cuzinron47 11 months ago
At least he wasn’t a dim bulb.
stamps 11 months ago
He’s now a shade of his former self.