Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 03, 2023

Myself, I’m a strict ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carno vegetarian. Almost a vegan!

Kind of an apple-makes-your-stomach-turnover.

Apples with a soft fish filling in the center? PASS.

As the stomach churns!

I like fish but these concoctions by Bucky are gonna make me hurl.

Sometimes, when reading this strip, especially the ones with Bucky and Rob conversing with each other……my head starts to hurt.

This whole arc reminds me of the Monty Python skit with rat pudding or strawberry tart.

Bucky def doesn’t know his audience. He should be pitching these fish-brain ideas to his fellow felines.

As they say, Rob, never get into an argument with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Giggling…….

As American as Ahi pie.

I predicted this cereal several days ago. I guess this means I was thinking like Bucky and that’s disturbing.

I HATE people who say they are mostly vegetarian. What they mean is they eat a lot of vegetables. I normally eat five or six portions of fruit and vegetables and three portions of meat a day. That would make be “mostly vegetarian”, except that it DOESN’T!

Worse are the people on dating sites who say they are “mostly loyalty”. Loyalty is a binary quality. You are either loyal or you are not.

(Yes, there are limits to loyalty)

Rob, sheesh. Don’t give him any ideas!!

There you have it folks: Bucky’s as smart as many of your average vegetarians—who will tell you they don’t eat meat, but they eat fish.

I saw a letter to the editor stating fish feel pain and are intelligent. So don’t eat them.

As for me, animals including fish taste too good to give up and I can’t eat what vegetarians eat. It sounds awful.

And what does he mean by “squirted into an apple”? Wink Wink Nudge Nudge

Rob, Rob, Rob… You know Bucky is more than capable of coming up with crazy ideas without your assistance.