…who was trying to hide he was bald. He damaged his hairpiece, not sure how, and was having a new one shipped to the office.
He was already kind of embarrassed and told us all, if you see a package for Peters (his last name) just put it on my desk. So I happen to be the one who sees it and as I’m bringing it to him my other coworker Paul asks what I have in my hands.
“Oh this?” I say, “this is Rob Peters’ toupee, Paul.”
I was thin as a kid and envied the heavier kids because it seemed they got the girls. I prayed that I would gain weight and I did. Then I envied bald men because men like Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson always got the girl. So, now and I am fat and bald. Guess what! It was not the weight or the hair. It was me. But, when I met my wife, I got the girl.
dadthedawg Premium Member 12 months ago
Hair today…..gone tomorrow.
oldpine52 12 months ago
I envy bald men, just think how much money they save on hair cuts.
Dean 12 months ago
Not enough spirit gum.
HarryLime Premium Member 12 months ago
I wore it like a boss!
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Are wigs free or do you have toupee?
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, scattering its cargo.
Police are combing the area.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
I worked with this guy Rob once…
…who was trying to hide he was bald. He damaged his hairpiece, not sure how, and was having a new one shipped to the office.
He was already kind of embarrassed and told us all, if you see a package for Peters (his last name) just put it on my desk. So I happen to be the one who sees it and as I’m bringing it to him my other coworker Paul asks what I have in my hands.
“Oh this?” I say, “this is Rob Peters’ toupee, Paul.”
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
If the Devil ever lost his hair.
It’ll be hell toupee.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
When my friend’s father died, in his will he gave him his toupee. He said it has been passed down for generations in his family.
It’s a family hair-loom.
Differentname 12 months ago
So, nobody wigged out?
Doug K 12 months ago
He pulled it off = It went on very well.
[Traveler] Premium Member 12 months ago
It got a little hairy at times
arrseetee 12 months ago
I was thin as a kid and envied the heavier kids because it seemed they got the girls. I prayed that I would gain weight and I did. Then I envied bald men because men like Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson always got the girl. So, now and I am fat and bald. Guess what! It was not the weight or the hair. It was me. But, when I met my wife, I got the girl.
P51Strega 12 months ago
Great answer, right off the top of his head.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
The convention was marred by an outbreak of hairpiece simplex.
ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago
This is just a bunch of wig-a-ma-role.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
Unconventional
KEA 12 months ago
Is that good, or bad?
eced52 12 months ago
Put it back on please.
gopher gofer 12 months ago
he wears a toupée? you’d think he’d want to keep that under his rug…
eddi-TBH 12 months ago
(painfully) “That was stitched in!” – Mel Brooks in “Life Stinks”
joem5636 12 months ago
From the top down.