Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 17, 2023

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    dadthedawg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Hair today…..gone tomorrow.

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    oldpine52  about 1 year ago

    I envy bald men, just think how much money they save on hair cuts.

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    Dean  about 1 year ago

    Not enough spirit gum.

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    HarryLime  about 1 year ago

    I wore it like a boss!

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Are wigs free or do you have toupee?

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, scattering its cargo.

    Police are combing the area.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I worked with this guy Rob once…

    …who was trying to hide he was bald. He damaged his hairpiece, not sure how, and was having a new one shipped to the office.

    He was already kind of embarrassed and told us all, if you see a package for Peters (his last name) just put it on my desk. So I happen to be the one who sees it and as I’m bringing it to him my other coworker Paul asks what I have in my hands.

    “Oh this?” I say, “this is Rob Peters’ toupee, Paul.”

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    If the Devil ever lost his hair.

    It’ll be hell toupee.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    When my friend’s father died, in his will he gave him his toupee. He said it has been passed down for generations in his family.

    It’s a family hair-loom.

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    Differentname  about 1 year ago

    So, nobody wigged out?

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    He pulled it off = It went on very well.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It got a little hairy at times

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    arrseetee  about 1 year ago

    I was thin as a kid and envied the heavier kids because it seemed they got the girls. I prayed that I would gain weight and I did. Then I envied bald men because men like Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson always got the girl. So, now and I am fat and bald. Guess what! It was not the weight or the hair. It was me. But, when I met my wife, I got the girl.

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    P51Strega  about 1 year ago

    Great answer, right off the top of his head.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    The convention was marred by an outbreak of hairpiece simplex.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago

    This is just a bunch of wig-a-ma-role.

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    Unconventional

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    KEA  about 1 year ago

    Is that good, or bad?

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    eced52  about 1 year ago

    Put it back on please.

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    gopher gofer  about 1 year ago

    he wears a toupée? you’d think he’d want to keep that under his rug…

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    eddi-TBH  about 1 year ago

    (painfully) “That was stitched in!” – Mel Brooks in “Life Stinks”

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    joem5636  about 1 year ago

    From the top down.

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