A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes…
“Oh.” said the counselor. “I see what the problem is. You can’t decide whether to marry for batter or verse.”
I am sorry to ruin this for people, but… If you don’t like your lunch, make it yourself!!! You guys are Adults capable of making your own lunches. This stereotype might of been cute 70 years ago with “I Love Lucy”, but in the 2020s???
My wife never packed me a lunch, when I want a night off from cooking, we go out, or she makes boxed Mac and Cheese. After ~40 years I have taught her to make grilled cheese, so that is also an option now… :-)
Reminds me of a male blond joke:There were three high steel workers. One was an Irish immigrant, one was a Mexican immigrant and one was just a blond American guy. All three were married. Day after day the three would eat their lunches setting up on the high steel. Day after day they pulled the same thing out of their lunchboxes. One day the Irish guy says “Corned beef and cabbage, corned beef and cabbage, every day the same thing. If I have one more lunch of corned beef and cabbage I’m going to jump off this beam.” The Mexican guy opens his lunchbox and says “Tacos, tacos, every day it’s tacos. If I open my lunch box one more day and see tacos I’m going to jump off this beam.” The blond guy opens his lunchbox and says “Bologna sandwiches, bologna sandwiches, every day the same thing. If I see one more bologna sandwich in my lunchbox I’m going to jump off this beam.” The next day the Irish guy opens his lunchbox, sees corned beef and cabbage, lets out a yell and jumps off the beam. The Mexican looks in his lunchbox, sees tacos, lets out a yell and jumps off the beam. The blond guy opens his lunchbox, sees a bologna sandwich, lets out a yell and jumps off the beam. The union offers to pay for their funerals it they have them at the same time. At the visitation the other workers tell the wives what they overheard. "Oh, Sean says the widow of the Irish guy. “If you had only told me I could have fixed you something else!” "Oh, Pedro says the widow of the Mexican guy. “If you had only told me I could have made you a burrito or an enchilada!” Everyone turns and looks at the widow of the blond guy. “Don’t look at me” she says, “Charlie always made his own lunch!”
David_the_CAD about 1 year ago
I love you more that a ham and Swiss on rye with mustard and a dill pickle.
cmxx about 1 year ago
To the green-hat guy: No, best not. And get a clue.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 year ago
The bread looks a tad moldy to me.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago
A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes…
“Oh.” said the counselor. “I see what the problem is. You can’t decide whether to marry for batter or verse.”
mrwiskers about 1 year ago
Looks like it might be a vegetable pita.
jagedlo about 1 year ago
Jimbo the influencer!
DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sorry, boys, it has to come spontaneously, from a love-note writer’s heart. Also, you have to have a wife like Rose.
TiraFreshmeadow about 1 year ago
I am sorry to ruin this for people, but… If you don’t like your lunch, make it yourself!!! You guys are Adults capable of making your own lunches. This stereotype might of been cute 70 years ago with “I Love Lucy”, but in the 2020s???
My wife never packed me a lunch, when I want a night off from cooking, we go out, or she makes boxed Mac and Cheese. After ~40 years I have taught her to make grilled cheese, so that is also an option now… :-)
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 year ago
You took the words right out of my mouth! Reliance on others is much more work than doing it yourself!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 year ago
Hardhats!! So Jimbo’s job is either “factory worker” on construction worker
Eric Klein about 1 year ago
Boy is Rose in for a surprise when all these notes arrive.
sdjamieson Premium Member about 1 year ago
Is this the first time we’ve ever seen Jimbo at work?
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Jimbo Gumbo.
hagarthehorrible about 1 year ago
The inspection team is supposed to have found the recipe.
pheets about 1 year ago
You go, Jimbo : ) Nice trend to get started!
davanden about 1 year ago
What does Jumbo do for a living?
morningglory73 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Yes. All it takes is a little thoughtfulness.
Jelliqal about 1 year ago
And his job is done here …
LONNYMARQUEZ about 1 year ago
wheat
mbhiggins5555 about 1 year ago
Reminds me of a male blond joke:There were three high steel workers. One was an Irish immigrant, one was a Mexican immigrant and one was just a blond American guy. All three were married. Day after day the three would eat their lunches setting up on the high steel. Day after day they pulled the same thing out of their lunchboxes. One day the Irish guy says “Corned beef and cabbage, corned beef and cabbage, every day the same thing. If I have one more lunch of corned beef and cabbage I’m going to jump off this beam.” The Mexican guy opens his lunchbox and says “Tacos, tacos, every day it’s tacos. If I open my lunch box one more day and see tacos I’m going to jump off this beam.” The blond guy opens his lunchbox and says “Bologna sandwiches, bologna sandwiches, every day the same thing. If I see one more bologna sandwich in my lunchbox I’m going to jump off this beam.” The next day the Irish guy opens his lunchbox, sees corned beef and cabbage, lets out a yell and jumps off the beam. The Mexican looks in his lunchbox, sees tacos, lets out a yell and jumps off the beam. The blond guy opens his lunchbox, sees a bologna sandwich, lets out a yell and jumps off the beam. The union offers to pay for their funerals it they have them at the same time. At the visitation the other workers tell the wives what they overheard. "Oh, Sean says the widow of the Irish guy. “If you had only told me I could have fixed you something else!” "Oh, Pedro says the widow of the Mexican guy. “If you had only told me I could have made you a burrito or an enchilada!” Everyone turns and looks at the widow of the blond guy. “Don’t look at me” she says, “Charlie always made his own lunch!”
terigger about 1 year ago
Are they writing to their wives or to Rose?
CrazyLady Premium Member about 1 year ago
I always wondered what he did for work.
love2cook about 1 year ago
He’s saving marriages. LOL