La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 30, 2023

AKA True horror stories.

You know, they never put content warnings on those shows.

Halloween is the safest night of the year (because so many families are out on the streets). The stories that psychos poison candy and give it to Trick-or-Treating children are urban legends. It never happens in real life.

Is there really no one who can accompany those poor children on their tour?

The REAL horror story these days is going on in the eastern Mediterranean.