Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 30, 2023

“Andy bought a round once” is called a “joke,” Mister.

Stop paying for that alcoholic to maintain his addiction

That is definitely a myth.

One was real and Andy buying one was myth

Aliens are living in Stonehedge. They get their own rounds.

I would say the flat earthers are slightly more believable than that Andy one

Less likely that Andy bought a round once.

The idea that the Moon Landings were faked is given a little credence by the fact that they happened under the Nixon Administration. Despite that, most of us still believe that they did happen.

A couple of 1960s conspiracy theories which amuse me are the theories that the Kennedy Assassination was faked and JFK was still alive and the theory that Paul McCartney had died and been replaced by a double. I wonder if any conspiracy theorist believed that Kennedy was alive AND that Paul McCartney was dead?

The one thing conspiracy theorists and Andy have in common is that they are seeking attention.

The next time somebody lands on the moon, he will have to bring a 2000-foot flag, and spread it out where we can see it. Problem solved!

I thought he did after winning at the track once.

I never used to believe in conspiracy theories… but there is far too much happening in the world today, that make absolutely no sense…

Brexit

Boris Johnson

Donald Trump

Covid

Priests, BBC and Australian celebrities, guilty of mass child abuse

Ukraine

Gaza strip

US mass-shootings

George Bush unsurprised reaction to 9/11 attack

Influx of Karen situations

We’re all living in a mad-house…

On par…

You got to keep your conspiracy theories plausible.

The moon landing is real.

Go to Andy Capp on 2023/07/15

I think the gag would have worked better if the first panel had “The moon landings were fake” followed by the punch line “Andy bought a round once”.

In Andy defense, he’s not cheap, he just always broke.

It would have been funnier if the 2nd and 3rd balloons were switched.

Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson still being alive, Microchipped COVID vaccines etc.

The human race has no chance.

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One conspiracy that really bugs me is the one that says vaccines cause autism. Even if that were true (which it isn’t) would it really be so bad? There are are a lot worse things than being autistic. Too bad there isn’t a vaccine for bigotry.

Better pack it in Andy, and head for the next Pub. Your glass is empty and there’s no hope that it will be filled.

I just joined a new group.

We think all conspiracy theories have been faked.