Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 31, 2023

he literally just stole his own identity

Should be given the sack…..

Is this guy giving out Easter eggs?

Hey, what an idea! I could go out as an old man!

Giving candy on Halloween should be the law!

Why would any kid ever want to dress up as the Fink?

Wonder if he has a spell to make the candy last longer than one night…

And if I am not mistaken the fat bald guy giving out the candy is dressed in a costume that looks like the late wrestler King Kong Bundy. R.I.P, King!

Looks like he got the “mother lode”!!!

Wiz finding life hacks.

Stay safe, and Happy Halloween!

Halloween is going to be a bust for trick-or-treaters tonight. The rain and temperature will be miserable but I’m sure there will be some hardy kids who will brave it for the some free candy!

i considered this for a costume. my wife said to put pants on before i was arrested

Only once a year, Wiz. Societal rules and all.

Ha! Our Hero, The❤️Count does the exact same thing!

A college buddy went trick or treating all through high school. He kept hearing “Who’s the big kid?”

Better late then never ….. Wizard ….. :)

I’m at the food court. My costume is “A hungry customer enjoying lunch”.

Greedy adults.

That’s quite the candy haul!

funny…I don’t remember The Wizard being that tall.

Bring the kid that looks like the king. :)