Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 04, 2023

Their friendship is in the universe, isn’t it?

It is strange that Marigold can lift objects without fingers.

I say it in every conversation.

“You have fingers. Keep them to yourself.”

Why should any of us humans find it strange that other humans have fingers? The humans without fingers are the ones who stand out.

This arc has outlived itself.

Perhaps Mari needs a quick chat with Pinkie Pie.

Sometimes humans talk like that when they are using recreational drugs. “Whoa man, have you ever looked at your hands? I mean REALLY looked?”

Sometimes humans use a finger in a conversation. It’s not very polite.

I’m going to have to try that sometime. “It is strange that you have fingers.” Going to get some weird looks.

Well Marigold, you know what they say about assuming: “please please don’t assume things”.

…What? I assume that’s what they say.

sing a song about chocalate chip pancakes