Kliban by B. Kliban for November 20, 2023

What did he do to deserve that? But more importantly, why do those women have tails???

You put de lime in de coconut ’en drink it all up.

Another version of “She was so ugly they tied a pork chop to her neck so the dogs would play with her.”

Hard to score pussycats with that hanging around.

My definitive explanation: As a young man, Monroe was always chasing tail. Since it’s a God trademark that He works in mysterious ways, as punishment for his continuous sexist-chauvinist-racist-pig remarks, the lime popsicle Monroe wore signified his warm hands/ cold heart. It’s a miracle that it doesn’t melt. Someday, when Monroe learns that women aren’t merely p-ssy cats for his selfish gratification, the pun-ishment will be lifted.

Get it? Got it? Good!

Breasts that defy gravity, and a cat-like tail. What more could a man want in a woman?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a lime popsicle. Banana flavor was my favorite but they were hard to get.

Check out the katty women? Looking to taste that Lime popsicle

Why?

The bit of his adult life where he was free.. was fun though, lots of good memories.