Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 03, 2023

“All right, come at me! I’m ready for ya!”

You forgot the moat and the portcullis.

That’s why they don’t have any customers.

that’s old school

I’d hate to see their school for defensive driving.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

want to talk old school? when i started high school in RI, our desks had graffiti from the Civil War on them

The original welcome mat.

Are swords covered under the second amendment?

And the slingshot as well

Store across the street sells catapults and siege towers. . . .

Does the guy on the roof have a black belt?

I don’t want to arrive oily for dat class.

Carcassone it’s not!

Lesson, the 1st … ;)