Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 03, 2023

“Knock-knock” jokes may have originated in speakeasy culture!

Here’s one I like: “Knock-knock!” “Who’s there?” “Little old lady.” “Little old lady who?” “I didn’t know you could yodel!”

He doesn’t ‘get’ jokes. He ‘is’ one.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Tuba! Tuba who? Tuba toothpaste! Lots of Knock knock jokes back then!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon outta here.

I know a joke about this but the first answer is “argo” and I cant tell you rest.

“Funlanthropist” – You gotta admit Bucky has a way with words. Maybe not the right way…but a way.

In the movie “Strays,” there’s a bit where the smart dog (a border collie, female) tries to explain humor to the other three (various breeds, all male). But whenever she says “Knock knock” they just bark their fool heads off.

(Funny movie, but its R-rating is amply deserved.)

“How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?”

“Fish.”

Knock knock! Who’s there? Anna Maria Alberghetti.

Perfect pitch: Throwing a bag pipes in the garbage can and not touching the sides.

Orange you glad that I didn’t say banana again?

When my nieces were 4 and 6 (or thereabouts) I introduced them to the “Intertupting Cow” joke. Over the next hour they made me do it about a dozen times.

At least one of them should get their electrical wiring checked.