Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for October 29, 2023

….. someone call a doctor please

Sure you don’t need a vet?

Matthew Perry died…

^ I did not have him in my death pool.

Huh, Amazon have 126 results for “cat nativity scene”.

So it’s a thought that just wandered in on its own then?

Liar. :-)

Oh, but a kitten Baby Jesus? That would be almost as cute as Baby Yoda.

Yup. And baby cat Jesus is black.

Oh, I think we can allow some leeway here. Nobody has exact proof of this event in history. The original widely accepted painting was done by Francis of Assisi in 1223. Maybe he just wasn’t a “cat” person. IMHO reality is in the mind of the beholder, (especially when it comes to cats).

Ha! You made me look. I’m finding it difficult to believe you can resist having one. Not to replace the traditional one, but as an additional decoration.

So, would that make Joseph “Garfield”? d;o)

Ha! Halloween isn’t over and she’s already thinking Christmas! Mums are the best when it comes to passive aggression.

If I check my attic I might find one.

You know what we’re all searching for now! (Cats with halos? In a cardboard box/stable.)

Mary would be the calico because the gene is sex linked.

Um, “No…”? Too much time and imagination on your hands!

But, okay, now I’m curious. Are the three “wise cats” representative of their traditional ethnicities?

Well, Jesus was one cool cat!

No no no. First of all, calicos are females. Second, for cats (at least in their own minds) that would be a step down from the Supreme Beings that they are.

So umm I might have looked this up and well…mary is not a calico but…I still want to buy it….its on amazon.