Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 06, 2023

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I dunno about back then, maybe squeeze a rat over the hinges?

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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    Oil of newt.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 1 year ago

    It will be oil right on the night
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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    Just framm a little jim-jam in it.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Just don’t use that door!

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    Man of the Woods  over 1 year ago

    Snake Oil

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    “That or if they can upload a YouTube video on how to do it?”

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    Nuke Road Warrior  over 1 year ago

    Which Doctor formula 40

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    TechInDallas  over 1 year ago

    Sounds like another one of those nonsensical folksy displanations.

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    rockyridge1977  over 1 year ago

    That is the spirit speaking

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    TMMILLER Premium Member over 1 year ago

    While wearing my hearing aids I noticed every door in my home is squeaking. I think, “I need to oil the hinges!” I don’t wear the hearing aids I don’t hear it, and also don’t think about it.

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    WD40

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    David_the_CAD  over 1 year ago

    If it does not move but it should – WD40.

    If it does move but should not – Duct Tape.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I thought she was the squeaky hinge.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The Wiz could take a lesson from Mr.Weasley. He has an enchanted house that fixes and cleans itself. I guess such amenities don’t interest Wiz enough to do it for his wife. Too bad.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    Censorship: always hilarious.

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    The spirits can’t bebothered with little stuff like that.

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 1 year ago

    the best thing is RV HITCH SPRAY. can be a little messy at first but it works better than wd40

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    squireobrien  over 1 year ago

    It’s part of the atmosphere.

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    ksu71  over 1 year ago

    I thought it was # before $ except after ♫.

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    Ectoplasm? â˜ș

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    gfredrickson85  over 1 year ago

    You could try oil via newt on but she’s dead

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    Jml58  over 1 year ago

    The spirits WANTS squeaky hinges.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    Spirits say: Oily to bed; oily to rise.

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    She can’t do it herself? I would.

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    AndrewSharpe  over 1 year ago

    WizardDeveloped-40

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    twstd  over 1 year ago

    WD40

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    eced52  over 1 year ago

    oil of bat doo.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    remember it’s @ before # except after $

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    M.K.Staffeld  over 1 year ago

    A bit of spirit oil and that door hinge should be better behaved


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