Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for December 03, 2023

Grimmy live and learn.

Considering what dogs use them for, I’d say never lick a fire plug at all.

Has anybody seen Flick?

Call the “Uh-oh” Squad!

Could have been worse. Could have frozen while you were peeing on it.

Grimm, now you’re a sitting duck!!!

Now, wait a minute. Isn’t that like licking a toilet?

Yes, I know dogs lick human toilets, but a hydrant is a dog’s toilet!

He got double-dog dared.

But how will you know (understand it) for sure unless you try it?

Not your brightest move, Grimmy.

good to know

Gee. What’s a frozen fireplug. Not likely, here in SC.

LMAO!

Stuck? Stuck?! STUCK!!!

It hurts …… just looking at it …… brings back memories from my kid days ……. and a metal post ……. :O

That’s what Johnny Carson used to say: “It was so cold, it was not a day to put your tongue on the pump handle.”

Five minutes earlier: “I double HUMAN dare ya!!!”

Do like a wolf in trap, bite your tongue off…

Isn’t that like licking a toilet?

Still better than decades ago when he licked a moving blender.

Shouldn’t that be “e-er ick a ozen ire-ug”?

Haha! (＾▽＾)