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For the sake of my great-nieces, I have been trying, desperately, to stop cursing and the like. It often means I’ll refer to poopies and potty instead of the more age-appropriate terms for a man of my years.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
I need to decorate my shoes.
Little Caesar about 1 year ago
Shake the dew from the lilles. Tap a kidney.
j_m_kuehl about 1 year ago
stand close, so you don’t tinkle on your shoes
Imagine about 1 year ago
“Small” being the operative word here.
dbrucepm about 1 year ago
no matter how much you shake and squeeze there is always a drop for the bvds
Knightman Premium Member about 1 year ago
I have got to go squeeze the weasel!!!
nancyb creator about 1 year ago
He needs to see a man about a dog.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Tie a small bell on your fly.
Robert Miller Premium Member about 1 year ago
Time to shake hands with the unemployed…
e.groves about 1 year ago
I gotta wee-wee.
posstockhoarder about 1 year ago
Time to drain the monster!
assrdood about 1 year ago
Sign in a minor league baseball park mens room over the urinal……….“Please stand close, the next guy might be barefooted”.
walstib Premium Member about 1 year ago
As a small boy my parents referred to my male appendage as my tinkler.
Chris about 1 year ago
that’s… better. :/
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Time to let the river flow. The dam is going to burst
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
So, the size of your nose doesn’t equate… ㋛
Impkins Premium Member about 1 year ago
Shake that pixie dust TinkleBelle!!!!!!!!!! :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
He’s just peein’ sarcastic.
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Ah, tinklebell.
Mentor397 about 1 year ago
For the sake of my great-nieces, I have been trying, desperately, to stop cursing and the like. It often means I’ll refer to poopies and potty instead of the more age-appropriate terms for a man of my years.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 year ago
Just run off and piddle.
crazeekatlady about 1 year ago
I need to use the litter box.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 year ago
I say I have make call on the porcelain telephone.