Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 17, 2023

At least he admits he’s a loser. Ya gotta admire a self aware man.

Dan, you’re doing a good job letting us see into their souls; their eyes are getting very narrow now(they may crack before Rip is able to find them).

There is that modern female-exalting-while-male-bashing attitude again. Sheesh!

You is locked in to dies with hot girl and all you wants is just stares and nothing else? Geez what a loser. Good thing he not create offspring.

Never mind the tough talk! Is there crackling and popping involved? Because I don’t want to see that. I hate that cereal.

ka-romantic

Well, that’s the pits.

He makes the point and then he illustrates the point.

KA-STARE!

Fiji is better off without him.

Romeo is nobody’s ideal lover. Not even his.

So… He falls for a woman like Bora-Bora, knowing that she will never in a million years consider marriage and starting a family.

He’s that afraid of commitment.