In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for November 14, 2023

Nessie is out of touch with the relative values of a single golf ball and multiple good pictures of a live Loch Ness monster.

“Don’t make me come out there (out of the Loch) to convince you.”

Don’t worry. Nobody believes a golfer anyway.

I’ll give you Bigfoot’s address.

She’ll put the ball Inverness’t with her eggs and try to hatch it.

No matter…the photo will always be incredibly fuzzy anyway!

Too good to be true

We get too many tourist around here already.

Quid ProV1 Quo.

Now that is one impressive water hazard!