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I still remember the interview with Sarah Palen at a turkey farm where the guy in the background was forcing turkey heads into a machine like a bark-chipper and decapitating them. I DON’T remember if the turkey flopped around afterward like a chicken because I’d found the “off” button on my remote control…
mr_sherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
So that’s what those bumps on the turkey skin are!
cdward over 1 year ago
I wonder who teaches them how to speak through their necks like that.
Knightman Premium Member over 1 year ago
And any headaches!!!
oakie817 over 1 year ago
is this going to be a chop shop until 11/23? i don’t think i’ll be able to keep my head that long
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“Next, please.”
Well, at least he’s axing them nice…
( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )
Howard'sMyHero over 1 year ago
No more yodeling for you …!
( but gobbling continues 11/23 though )
P51Strega over 1 year ago
…but it doesn’t improve your mating chances any.
brettkoth over 1 year ago
The bright side.
wellis1947 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I still remember the interview with Sarah Palen at a turkey farm where the guy in the background was forcing turkey heads into a machine like a bark-chipper and decapitating them. I DON’T remember if the turkey flopped around afterward like a chicken because I’d found the “off” button on my remote control…
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
I feel a bit dizzy but it’ll pass!