Curses by Chelsea Carr for November 17, 2023

Dad must have some strong juju if he hasn’t been turned into a frog by now.

Witch dad joke will he tell next?

She should have picked a shorter name.

Dunno, he still seems a better option. He’s even funny.

Both seem awful.

I reluctantly concede that dad jokes don’t cut it.

Yeah, I’d go with Dad if I’m Wilma. At least he has a sense of humor. I’m not sure Mom does.

“Wilma, why don’t you watch some movies about flying?”“You mean, like on TV?”“Sure! There’s a channel that plays old movies about old-time planes. They were simple so you can learn the basics easy enough.”“Sounds good. Where should we start?”“How about ‘Twelve O’clock High’ and ‘The Battle of Britain’?”