Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 14, 2023

If this is like the canine world, this creature would not have any friends.

Now I know where that baroque “sackbut horn” got its name.

Talk about Rear Defense!

Sitting has to be a very painful experience!!!

Don’t even think about sneaking up on him.

Never managed to procreate.

Preparation H could take care of that!

Explains why they became extinct ( couldn’t mate ) !!!

I am certain that somewhere in the Cretaceous fossil beds, this dinosaur’s remains are waiting to be discovered

No entry. Scram.

My mind went straight into the gutter with that one.

that would make mating somewhat tricky

They went extinct quickly. It’s hard to procreate with those things in the way

It works for porcupines. They seldom get bit in the butt.

They died out for obvious reasons!

That must hurt!

Brings new meaning to the term bony a$$

Needs a stegosaurus tail

Not gonna get any rump roast from him.

Brings thoughts of praying mantis

You ain’t sittin’ in my easy chair.

There won’t be any rump roast off of that.

When he sits down, his @ss gets saurus hell.

There’s a Triceratops skull on display at our county building. It was discovered by some oil workers in the ’50s. >

ha! Bummer.

That’s one wicked thagomizer!

In case he winds up in Frisco.

Horny. But not in a good way.

hell on furniture

This is where bottoms up got it’s start.