Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 18, 2023

Happy Thanksgiving, Ninja Sloth!

Knife skills!!

That branch will probably snap in a moment.

Saved from the leftovers!

And the kid gets the blame for the whole thing.

A Ninja Sloth Thanksgiving.

Nice one :)

Turkeys have ribs??

ka-hungry

Oh that’s a turkey, I thought it was a DALEK

That’s one sneaky sloth!

HAHAHAHA. This one is unbelievably funny.

He’s quick.

I had to work at another site in another state over Thanksgiving. Our crew brought in enough turkey and fixings to feed a group twice as big as ours. When half the group when to relieve the first group one of the contractor crane operators, a huge guy from Wappapello Missouri, ate the rest of the turkey, about 6 pounds worth. Luckily we had another held back for the other crew.

Ha! Now I know who to blame next time that happens!

He should be fast asleep after eating all that turkey!

Would we have expected anything less from Ninja Sloth?! After all, he is THE Ninja Sloth… the Ninja of all Ninja Sloths of all Ninjas… of all… Sloths… or sump’n… I don’t really know where I was goin’ with this!

Wow, he got the stuffing too

Sloths are obligate herbivores (one of a very few such species) and therefore cannot digest meat.

After one Thanksgiving dinner, my wife and I went to bed without cleaning up. Our Siamese “Monkey” found the carcass on the table, could not believe his good fortune and apparently spent the night eating it, bones and all. Nothing slothful about that feat.

I am never eating leftover turkey again. I’m quitting cold turkey.

This may be the best Ninja Sloth yet!!! ❤️❤️❤️

He used a knife and fork too. Very skillful.