Strange Brew by John Deering for November 14, 2023

Why Captain Hook kept a parrot instead of a cat.

He’ll eventually need a lift for that peg leg!!!

The pirate reminds me of Inspector Clouseau for some reason.

Shiver me timbers!

Cat seems stressed. LOL

Captain Hook is alarmed, but it’s only the cat, not the croc.

You’ll be friends for life. Short life. But still friends for the whole thing.

Hey, Captain! You gotta hook so use it.

A cat will do that to your leg whether it’s wood or not.

Watch it kitty. His hook is bigger.

Everything’s a scratching post to a cat!

Here’s a pirate joke for you. What do pirates and Sir MixaLot have in common?…They both like big booties.

Arrrgh!

Cats will do that.

He’ll be done in a whittle while.

Arrrr… Ye be very near the plank.

This may explain the missing parrot.

I love cats. But they do take advantage of you.