the Pope died and went to Heaven and Saint Peter handed him a skateboard to get around. Just as he was getting used to it, a long limousine pulled up and a guy got in. The Pope asks “How come he got a limo and I got a skateboard?” Saint Peter answered “We have a lot of Popes, but he’s the first lawyer”
Duke of Omnium 11 months ago
On Cloud 7.5, the champagne is actually prosecco, and your local football team is the Cleveland Browns.
Cornelius Noodleman 11 months ago
Hey, you, get off a my cloud!
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
Within the Sphere of the Empyrean, they drink only Light Beer.
nosirrom 11 months ago
OK but it will cost 20,000 angel miles.
ron45wells 11 months ago
the Pope died and went to Heaven and Saint Peter handed him a skateboard to get around. Just as he was getting used to it, a long limousine pulled up and a guy got in. The Pope asks “How come he got a limo and I got a skateboard?” Saint Peter answered “We have a lot of Popes, but he’s the first lawyer”
purepaul Premium Member 11 months ago
Wish I could con the app to add a few extra likes. So funny.
Lee26 Premium Member 11 months ago
The Bible says “Store up treasures in Heaven.” Obviously, you didn’t. Too late now.
rodney 11 months ago
I would be ecstatic if I’m even considered eligible for entry
AZCoyote 11 months ago
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
awittbek Premium Member 11 months ago
Your mansion in heaven is built on earth.
ehselin1967 11 months ago
Could be worse- Bear Down Chicago Bears
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
He wants to be in seventh heaven ’cause the first six suck.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 11 months ago
Spirit Airlines?
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
So, you wanna Hang out with the righteous snobs, huh?
christelisbetty 11 months ago
Angels with dirty faces, end up on the dirty clouds,