Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 22, 2023

Hedley may now be trespassing. Feel free to defend your home, Mike!

Mike’s not too quick.

You were saying, “why yes I would love to eat my camera”

The concept of privacy was always an illusion anyway.

Some “newscaster” is about to appear on camera with two black eyes and several missing teeth!!

Ms. Xaviera Libris with her letter opener from Dick Tracy needs to make a guest appearance here.

Just tell him to leave, hang up, and pull down the shades or blinds.

Remember, Mike – if you use enough expletives, your comments will be too censored to air.

Tune in for live footage of Roland’s microphone being shoved into a cool,dry place

“… and the satellite truck you rode in on!”

Let’s all spell this one together: L – A – W – S – U – I – T !!

Suing AOL-Time-Warner-CNN-Yap!Com might pay off better than Mikim did.

He looks good when he’s angry.