Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 07, 2023

Next time, get them to ask you…..

Does that gents door lead out to a branch above my car?

Be grateful!

The lady I asked said yes!

Previous girlfriends asked me and I said no!

Has Roz’ Roost been upgraded?

Where did Skylar come from?

Oral Contraception

Actually, Cosmo, old chum, you left out “to the right man” to your rule. But, count your blessings. I once came across a real beauty who was just waiting for the proposal. The trouble was that all that shines is not gold. And, beauty may only be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

I, for one, have no interest in another marriage.

I am blessed by the fact the only woman I asked to marry me said yes and did so.

There’s a difference between wanting and being desperate.

I’ve only asked one, 31 years ago. She said “yes”.

this might have been a “me too” movement – but left out “to me”

Someone stole the doorknob.

Keep asking, you haven’t asked every woman yet.

They all want to get married, just not that bad…

Two women turned me down for a night at the opera. Luckily the 3rd one said “yes”; later she said “l do”. 33 years (and counting) of wedded bliss.

There’s a difference between “wanting to marry” and “wanting to marry you”.

Marriage is not the upward mobility requirement it once was.

I have known a couple of ladies who would agree with Cosmo.

At least 6 women that Shoe asked should have said “No”.

Just because every woman said no to YOU doesn’t mean they will say no to everyone.