Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for November 20, 2023

Gene Belcher would probably need such advice.

The hard way….

Words to live by.

The little wiggle of his index finer nails it!

You think it’s boogers, but it’s snot.

An old SNL skit.

Hey, Wallace’s friend is Spud. And if Spud wants a new nose, Wallace is going to be right there to help pick it for him.

Dad jokes. Gotta love ’em.

Dad’s expressions in panel 2 had me laughing.

One of my favorite sayings!

Possibly the oldest Dad joke ever. Alfred the Great popularized it.

Retelling old barroom jokes is no way to run a comic strip!

Just filling up the weekly dad joke quota, I see.

OMG this is probably the first Dad joke I ever heard!!!

“Well, booger me! That’s some great paternal wisdom!”

Oh man-I remember that! Eww…

People don’t like it when I pick my nose.. ◑﹏◐

And it never gets old!

You can tell those who tried it. They have to wear mustaches to hide the result.

IIRC, it was Riders In The Sky who would close their act with "You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can’t wipe your nose on your saddle.”

Well, you CAN, but….

That sounds like a social experiment for Wallace. See if he can pick his nose; then see if he can pick his friends. Then, try to pick his friends’ noses.

The hard way it would seem……

I’ve posted that before! An Oldy goldy. probably Moldy :p

What?

I bet Spud would let Wallace pick his nose.