Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 22, 2023

I fail to “sea” how social media will assist in preventing {m}as* extinction.

There’s a Musk social media account she can use since she’s female: XX.

Social media is more of an indicator of de-evolution.

Fishbook.

Never mind our remote, pre-human ancestors. If our Paleolithic forebears could have a vision of us staring at these strange glowing objects, what would they make of it? And would they envy us or laugh at us?

Social media is another problem with this generation. Gossip, gossip!

You’ve got to pay some dues, if you want to sing the blues.

That’s cool. Just swimming around, then all of a sudden they got legs and lungs.

Throw that one back in the water.

It’s a question of 0.5 billion years!

“More than 420 million years ago ancient millipedes took their first many—many, many, many—steps onto land.”

Of course, if you are going to mistake billions for millions, that’s better than asserting thousands.

The place to look for things that offend.

“We made you, we brought you here, but you have to live it”.

She shore looks upset.

If she’s around that long.

I’ve never seen a fish having a tantrum! :)

Dad should have just pointed out that she already has a social media account, as does everyone else in their universe: “You log on by approaching someone and talking to them.”

Actually, they’re in the right era for that sort of primordial soup.