There is a story about Lady Astor at some kind of social or political gathering. She was talking to an acquaintance and was saying (audibly), “…the most charming, intelligent, and eloquent man in this room is wearing the most clumsily knotted tie!” Immediately, every man in the place reached up to fix his tie! So much for women being conceited!!
Isn’t the opposite really true? Gorgeous women look in the mirror and think “I’m look awful!” The ugly guy looks in the mirror, and thinks “Lookin’ good, dude!”
Two women went to Heaven. The one rule was don’t step on a duck, but this was very difficult as there were so many. Any woman who stepped on a duck was condemned to spend eternity with the ugliest man imaginable.
So the first woman accidentally stepped on a duck, and received her punishment.
The second woman succeeded in not stepping on a duck for a very long time and was rewarded by spending eternity with an incredibly good looking man. She asked what she must have done to get such a good looking man. The man said, “I don’t know about you but I stepped on a duck.”
Calvinist1966 5 months ago
“Hey, Good Looking,
What you got cooking?"
snsurone76 5 months ago
There is a story about Lady Astor at some kind of social or political gathering. She was talking to an acquaintance and was saying (audibly), “…the most charming, intelligent, and eloquent man in this room is wearing the most clumsily knotted tie!” Immediately, every man in the place reached up to fix his tie! So much for women being conceited!!
atomicdog 5 months ago
Why is having confidence in your appearance conceit?
Ignatz Premium Member 5 months ago
Isn’t the opposite really true? Gorgeous women look in the mirror and think “I’m look awful!” The ugly guy looks in the mirror, and thinks “Lookin’ good, dude!”
ncorgbl 5 months ago
That made me look.
Searcy9320 5 months ago
Sluggo is always a catch
Sandra V. 5 months ago
LOL :)
MT Wallet 5 months ago
Not a single good-looking woman in the bunch.
Two women went to Heaven. The one rule was don’t step on a duck, but this was very difficult as there were so many. Any woman who stepped on a duck was condemned to spend eternity with the ugliest man imaginable.
So the first woman accidentally stepped on a duck, and received her punishment.
The second woman succeeded in not stepping on a duck for a very long time and was rewarded by spending eternity with an incredibly good looking man. She asked what she must have done to get such a good looking man. The man said, “I don’t know about you but I stepped on a duck.”
Strawberry King 5 months ago
You talkin’ to me?
You talkin’ to ME?
- Taxi Driver
brklnbern 5 months ago
Sluggo the sage.
anncorr339 5 months ago
Sluggo is right