In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 01, 2023

Or, just tackle ‘em.

Or both, if you can’t decide.

‘Tis the season. How about those Cowboys!

I would have thought the “good” angel would advocate the “pulp” method. PS- Love the single guard face mask ala Sonny Jurgenson!

The better angels of our nature…

Decisions, decisions

As Ubintold writes above: “just tackle ’em” no need for brutality.

But, at the end of the game, head across the field and hug the guys on the other side, some of whom you may have gone to college with or share an agent with or worked out with or even have the same parents as.

He’s on extra special teams.

It’s win win!

This is why angels play baseball instead.

Either way, they’re creamed!

Got a green card on that one it seems…..