F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 28, 2023

Could be a little bit of both dude.

OR you have to pass gas

Local crystal store went bankrupt. Guess there’s no power in them rocks.

Or it could be the placebo effect from all the new age/advertising hype you have been absorbing.

Your energy drink was spiked with Ayahuasca!

Something is flowing inside.

Its crystal clear you have rocks in your head.

Does the strange crystal make you urinate?

Can you build a belief system around either one? Hint-goatee and black turtlenecks might be a good start. A single earring and possibly big hair might be nice touches.

Todd is amused.

it’s more likely the sex he had with one of village girls earlier that day.

My nextdoor neighbor developed a partial liver failure that will require a partial donorvforcsurgery. The docs were confounded as he is not a heavy consumer of alcohol. Now they are saying it is all of the ENERGY DRINKS he consumed, which were many over years.

F-Minus makes me smile every morning. Every one is the best one.

♪♫ “Crystal blue persuasion, hmm, hmm. It’s a new vibration” ♫♪

I had a kiosk opposite my store selling magnetic bracelets and the salesman never shut up. Finally I told him it was a scam and since he spent all day with them he should be in great shape and half my age should be able to drop and give me 20 beside me, He shut up around me

Keep prospecting, once you’ve got a rock like that, an ‘ore can’t be far behind.

I keep telling you, vodka is for lunch. Whiskey for breakfast.

Jim Beam?

Hopefully it’s not the fiber kicking in!…(remember: pack it in, pack it out!)

They leave that fake treasure there for the rubes.

When kidney stones are gem stones