F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 01, 2023

I prefer, that if there must be singing, make it the Birthday dirge to the tune of “Volga Boatman.”

Sing “at”, not “to”. Nice touch.

I would thank him profusely.

oh THANK YOU!!!!!

My kind of place

We’ll have a birthday cupcake in a take-out box ready for you when you’re ready to go.

Well, at least he won’t get the awkward birthday spanking.

Thank you! Big tip!

We will attempt a line dance instead.

I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THAT RESTAURANT IS!

Good tradition for a good restaurant.

Someone is getting an big tip

that alone is worth the price of the meal…