Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 30, 2023

mhm, sometimes willingly (through the bathroom) and sometimes unwillingly (mostly).

Is the window always broken? If so, Jack may lose his insurance coverage.

Thanks for ruining it Andy.

But Andy must be happy there is a window to leave by

…not to mention flying through the door.

Says the man mostly Responsible for them leaving thru the window. Jack should add the cost of replacing the windows to Andy’s bar tab; Andy’d never darken his door again.

If they leave by the window and need a dressing for their cuts, is that a window dressing?

defenestration…

They leave there “glassy eyed”

Not mutually exclusive.

Those are the happiest ones.

The voice of experience

Or are expected to pay their tab… as if Jack would run a tab on Andy.

You know, don’t you Andy.

He must spend a fortune fixing those windows.

Experience and wisdom shining on Mr. Capp today.

Biggest Pint glasses ever. Two fisted jobbers. Woo. Two of those and sweet buzz on.

Jack needs his exercise.

Jack doesn’t always throw out Andy. Andy’s quite capable of being ejected from his establishment for foul play by his patrons.

That’s why it’s better to be tossed out by Jack, he uses the door.

Roll up your sleeves, Andy, and show him the scars to prove it.

Especially you Andy after you start a fight

Once that bloke becomes a regular he’ll find out for himself.

xxx

Some people have more showmanship than others.

I do believe that’s more your doing than his.

They’re still leaving happy but thru a window…

Everyone brings happiness to the pub. Some by arriving, some by leaving

You could also say they leave drunk.

Like, uh… you, Andy?

or Jack threw them through the door!!!!

Window was good enough for Andy last Saturday!!

Some of them don’t leave at all (until forced).