Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 28, 2023

Tattoos are not for the faint of “art”.

Heck, no!

How about “Born to raise kids”?

Or “Born to clutch pearls”

“Born to be mild”.

That tattoo will only raise sympathy.

There was a character in a National Lampoon story that had “Born to raise a wheat.”

You were born to get fat.

Oh that’s not harsh. I went to a parochial school with nuns as our teachers. They were from the order of Harley Davidson, you know Biker Nuns. They all had tattoos that read, “Born to Raise Lazarus”

Born to be a Springsteen groupie.

…Born Too Loose.

He doesn’t want something hell regret.

Eyebrow’s Angels…??

You’ll still offend someone.

should’ve gone with 馬鹿…

A Bat out of heck.